ONCE AGAIN IT IS THE 4TH OF SEPTEMBER SO IT IS OUR DEAR BELOVED CLEMENT'S BIRTHDAY HURRAY HAHA.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLEMENT! HE PROMISES TO POST NEXT!or he will not pass his promotional examinations.
Friday, September 3, 2010
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
IN THE NAME OF WHUUUUD?
Hello hello baby you called I can't hear a thing.
Alpha Ninja signing in to tell a story of a thousand words.
Once upon a tiny time, it was a cold, sunny day. There were two strange, mystifying creatures sitting on an iceberg. Humans to be exact. What are humans you may ask, in the most innocent voice (like Clement's) ...
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Humans commonly refers to the species HOMO SAPIENS. What are Homo Sapiens, you may ask...
"Homo Sapiens" is the first proper single release from The Cooper Temple Clause's third album Make This Your Own released on 22 January 2007. A promotional blank CD-R and sleeve with artwork were given out to fans at gigs on the band's 2006 UK tour. It reached number thirty-six on the UK Singles Chart.
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So yeah, back to the story. These two creatures were named Worren and Richards. Worren is a MALE while Richards is a FEMALE. Kkkkk so they had sex and gave birth to a thousand babies.
WORREN + RICHARDS = WORDS.
GET IT?? HEHEHEHEHE kthxbuaixz.
Alpha Ninja signing in to tell a story of a thousand words.
Once upon a tiny time, it was a cold, sunny day. There were two strange, mystifying creatures sitting on an iceberg. Humans to be exact. What are humans you may ask, in the most innocent voice (like Clement's) ...
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Humans commonly refers to the species HOMO SAPIENS. What are Homo Sapiens, you may ask...
"Homo Sapiens" is the first proper single release from The Cooper Temple Clause's third album Make This Your Own released on 22 January 2007. A promotional blank CD-R and sleeve with artwork were given out to fans at gigs on the band's 2006 UK tour. It reached number thirty-six on the UK Singles Chart.
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So yeah, back to the story. These two creatures were named Worren and Richards. Worren is a MALE while Richards is a FEMALE. Kkkkk so they had sex and gave birth to a thousand babies.
WORREN + RICHARDS = WORDS.
GET IT?? HEHEHEHEHE kthxbuaixz.
Friday, April 2, 2010
CLEMENT HERE!
HELLO ALL!
Sorry about the blog dying, rotting, decomposing, fading away, poofing into nothing.
But as Jasper and I forgot to mention, WE GOT THE POWER! OF THE PHOENIX TOO!
Like must die first, then become blazing hot!
Actually yeah, since I go to a singaporean junior college, temasek junior college (literally translated to singapore junior college), which is astoundingly far from my house, I usually reach home very early! Like maybe 1 - 2 am.
VERY EARLY IN THE DAY RIGHT!
So yeah, kudos to the alpha ninja guy for covering up for me :D.
And again, I have to run off to do various pieces of work that have been assigned to me by my non-ninja singaporean (temasek)singapore junior college school teachers!
So this is the Omega guy just saying he isn't dead!(YET)!
Sorry about the blog dying, rotting, decomposing, fading away, poofing into nothing.
But as Jasper and I forgot to mention, WE GOT THE POWER! OF THE PHOENIX TOO!
Like must die first, then become blazing hot!
Actually yeah, since I go to a singaporean junior college, temasek junior college (literally translated to singapore junior college), which is astoundingly far from my house, I usually reach home very early! Like maybe 1 - 2 am.
VERY EARLY IN THE DAY RIGHT!
So yeah, kudos to the alpha ninja guy for covering up for me :D.
And again, I have to run off to do various pieces of work that have been assigned to me by my non-ninja singaporean (temasek)singapore junior college school teachers!
So this is the Omega guy just saying he isn't dead!(YET)!
Sunday, March 21, 2010
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
GOOD MORNING LEHHHHHHHHHDYS AND THE GENTLE MAN.
You people must be wondering why the amazing ninja duo have been up to NOTHING these few months.
Well we only have one reason to go with that:
"We don't know. SCHOOL HAS BEEN SUPER TOUGH AND STRESSFUL ON US >=("
Firstly, we thought we could have the time of our lives after completing our olevels.
Time of our lives = Just me and Clement running through tall grasses and preeety flowers holding on to colourful balloons plumped up with fascinating helium omg. EVERYDAY. While singing pissful songs about three little birds.
But after that we still had to collect our olevels results, cry our brittle hearts out, choose our schools, enrol in the schools, pay school fees, and collect our olevels certificate!!!! How the hell can we find the time to blog.....
so the topic for today will be a rainbow blanket.
RAINBOW BLANKET.
A rainbow is an optical and meteorological phenomenon that causes a spectrum of light to appear in the sky when the Sun shines onto droplets of moisture in the Earth's atmosphere. They take the form of a multi-coloured arc, with red on the outer part of the arc and violet on the inner section of the arch.
on the other hand..
A blanket is a type of bedding, generally speaking, a large piece of cloth, intended to keep the user warm, especially while sleeping. Blankets are subdivided into many types, including quilts and comforters, depending on their thickness, construction and/or fill material.
SO, a rainbow blanket is an optical and meteorological type of bedding that causes a spectrum of light to appear in a large piece of cloth, intended to keep the Sun's shines onto droplets of moisture while sleeping. They are subdivided into many types, with red on the quilts and violet on the comforters, depending on their thickness, construction and/or fill material.
(hurray for wikipedia hehe)
kthxbai.
You people must be wondering why the amazing ninja duo have been up to NOTHING these few months.
Well we only have one reason to go with that:
"We don't know. SCHOOL HAS BEEN SUPER TOUGH AND STRESSFUL ON US >=("
Firstly, we thought we could have the time of our lives after completing our olevels.
Time of our lives = Just me and Clement running through tall grasses and preeety flowers holding on to colourful balloons plumped up with fascinating helium omg. EVERYDAY. While singing pissful songs about three little birds.
But after that we still had to collect our olevels results, cry our brittle hearts out, choose our schools, enrol in the schools, pay school fees, and collect our olevels certificate!!!! How the hell can we find the time to blog.....
so the topic for today will be a rainbow blanket.
RAINBOW BLANKET.
A rainbow is an optical and meteorological phenomenon that causes a spectrum of light to appear in the sky when the Sun shines onto droplets of moisture in the Earth's atmosphere. They take the form of a multi-coloured arc, with red on the outer part of the arc and violet on the inner section of the arch.
on the other hand..
A blanket is a type of bedding, generally speaking, a large piece of cloth, intended to keep the user warm, especially while sleeping. Blankets are subdivided into many types, including quilts and comforters, depending on their thickness, construction and/or fill material.
SO, a rainbow blanket is an optical and meteorological type of bedding that causes a spectrum of light to appear in a large piece of cloth, intended to keep the Sun's shines onto droplets of moisture while sleeping. They are subdivided into many types, with red on the quilts and violet on the comforters, depending on their thickness, construction and/or fill material.
(hurray for wikipedia hehe)
kthxbai.
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
The power of Disclaimers.
So. The topic today will be on...
DISCLAIMERS(Please note that the current lecturer has no experience on this topic and is just bullshitting his way around.)(Please also note that he is not a certified lecturer)
Disclaimers.
What are they you ask?
Well if you break the word up into its components, Dis and Claimer, you would realize that it sounds like diss claimer. Which means that you are dissing (or insulting) a claimer or aforementioned claim.
So the purpose of these disclaimers is just to rebuff all the false evidence said probably a sentence or two above.
For example...
A STANDARD TELEVISION COMMERCIAL.
Hello! Are you having problems with boredom in your life?
Do you need company? Or do you look like your face did a high-five with a bus three times?
Well don't worry! Send twenty-nine ninety-nice to the ninja blog at www.clementandjasperxzz.blogspot.com!
(Disclaimer : Oh course we won't keep you company, nor provide you with actual entertainment for you to read. But we can ensure that your face gets smashed in by a bus a fourth time! But rest assured, we will benefit from your money that we are scamming from you!)
And that my friends, is a successful disclaimer. Of course it would ideally be WAY smaller but blogger doesn't offer a smaller font these days. (Supposedly to counter disclaimers)(But we don't have any real evidence of this)
So this is today's short news article by the reporter/hot/ninja/hot/smart/hot/blogger/hot Clement!
Thank your for your time.
(Do note that after reading this, you will have to send us fifty dollars or i will personally sue to pants off you)(Just kidding!!)
DISCLAIMERS(Please note that the current lecturer has no experience on this topic and is just bullshitting his way around.)(Please also note that he is not a certified lecturer)
Disclaimers.
What are they you ask?
Well if you break the word up into its components, Dis and Claimer, you would realize that it sounds like diss claimer. Which means that you are dissing (or insulting) a claimer or aforementioned claim.
So the purpose of these disclaimers is just to rebuff all the false evidence said probably a sentence or two above.
For example...
A STANDARD TELEVISION COMMERCIAL.
Hello! Are you having problems with boredom in your life?
Do you need company? Or do you look like your face did a high-five with a bus three times?
Well don't worry! Send twenty-nine ninety-nice to the ninja blog at www.clementandjasperxzz.blogspot.com!
(Disclaimer : Oh course we won't keep you company, nor provide you with actual entertainment for you to read. But we can ensure that your face gets smashed in by a bus a fourth time! But rest assured, we will benefit from your money that we are scamming from you!)
And that my friends, is a successful disclaimer. Of course it would ideally be WAY smaller but blogger doesn't offer a smaller font these days. (Supposedly to counter disclaimers)(But we don't have any real evidence of this)
So this is today's short news article by the reporter/hot/ninja/hot/smart/hot/blogger/hot Clement!
Thank your for your time.
(Do note that after reading this, you will have to send us fifty dollars or i will personally sue to pants off you)(Just kidding!!)
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
STEW-PIG NINJAS!
HI GUUYXZ. Finally a new post huh. Sorry for not updating this little ninja blog for so very long. I know what you're thinking, it is not Clement's fault. He has his complications )': Even I have mine!
Clement went to Australia for a week with his family without bringing me alonggggg. I was so disheartened. It was probably the most miserable week of my life.. Just probably..
But NAHHHHH, he's back in town and kicking nuts like a nutkicking monkey now!!! PLUS, the olevels are already long over, we have time in our ninja hands.. (*=*)
Here are some interesting pictures! Click to enlarge.
THIS GUY'S NAME IS JASPER CLEMENT! I AM SERIOUS.
disclaimer: these pictures only look like real pictures; they are actually fake and therefore no ripping from any website etc.
Clement went to Australia for a week with his family without bringing me alonggggg. I was so disheartened. It was probably the most miserable week of my life.. Just probably..
But NAHHHHH, he's back in town and kicking nuts like a nutkicking monkey now!!! PLUS, the olevels are already long over, we have time in our ninja hands.. (*=*)
Here are some interesting pictures! Click to enlarge.
THIS GUY'S NAME IS JASPER CLEMENT! I AM SERIOUS.
disclaimer: these pictures only look like real pictures; they are actually fake and therefore no ripping from any website etc.
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