Thats what you scream when you, as a loyal fan log into the website and realise that there is no new update!
Well to tell you, there is only one reason why we are not posting!
'I know lah. Its the O levels right!' You exclaim with a wearied sigh.
Well, i have to admit, YOU ARE WRONG!!!!!!
We have been busy training at an uber ultra hyper super great master alpha beta gamma omega secret training school! Which is very near our school! (Translation : We have been busy filming nonsensical stuff at a undisclosed location after our classes.)
These secret training videos will be releasesed as soon as Clement manages to get his memory card back from his teacher.
What do I mean by this?
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Long long ago, yesterday to be exact, there was an omega ninja.
Who grew so bored in class that he could not help checking the time every 5 seconds during class.
Unfortunately for him, he was being spied on by a non-ninja, who did not understand that all ninjas are hyperactive and have a short attention span. (HAH! BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT TOO!)
'Whats that you are holding! Are youy doing something illegal?' The non-ninja exclaimed.
'No i'm not! I am just checking the time! Illegally!' I retorted back. (For all you non-zhonghuarians out there, taking your handphone out within school premises is a offense warranting the death sentence. Of your phone!)
'I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!!!!!! Go put your illegal object that warrants a death sentence on my table! I am confiscating it!'
And that is the tale of how the ninja videos got confiscated.
Oh. And we two ninjas have found a new master to coach us, but that is a story for another time....
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Well that pretty much sums up the series of unfortunate events for yesterday. (actually there was only one event but a series DOES sound cooler, don't you agree?)
So the moral of the story is.... When you film something, do not procrastinate till the very last second when your phone with all the videos gets confiscated so you have no way to post them!
And thus disappoint all of you super cool fans! But don't worry, Jasper will be compensating everyone who has visited this blog in the last few days without reading something new!
Omega Ninja, OUT!
