The power of Disclaimers.

So. The topic today will be on...
DISCLAIMERS(Please note that the current lecturer has no experience on this topic and is just bullshitting his way around.)(Please also note that he is not a certified lecturer)
Disclaimers.
What are they you ask?
Well if you break the word up into its components, Dis and Claimer, you would realize that it sounds like diss claimer. Which means that you are dissing (or insulting) a claimer or aforementioned claim.
So the purpose of these disclaimers is just to rebuff all the false evidence said probably a sentence or two above.


For example...
A STANDARD TELEVISION COMMERCIAL.
Hello! Are you having problems with boredom in your life?
Do you need company? Or do you look like your face did a high-five with a bus three times?
Well don't worry! Send twenty-nine ninety-nice to the ninja blog at www.clementandjasperxzz.blogspot.com!
(Disclaimer : Oh course we won't keep you company, nor provide you with actual entertainment for you to read. But we can ensure that your face gets smashed in by a bus a fourth time! But rest assured, we will benefit from your money that we are scamming from you!)


And that my friends, is a successful disclaimer. Of course it would ideally be WAY smaller but blogger doesn't offer a smaller font these days. (Supposedly to counter disclaimers)(But we don't have any real evidence of this)

So this is today's short news article by the reporter/hot/ninja/hot/smart/hot/blogger/hot Clement!
Thank your for your time.


(Do note that after reading this, you will have to send us fifty dollars or i will personally sue to pants off you)(Just kidding!!)