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GOOD MORNING LEHHHHHHHHHDYS AND THE GENTLE MAN.

You people must be wondering why the amazing ninja duo have been up to NOTHING these few months.
Well we only have one reason to go with that:

"We don't know. SCHOOL HAS BEEN SUPER TOUGH AND STRESSFUL ON US >=("

Firstly, we thought we could have the time of our lives after completing our olevels.
Time of our lives = Just me and Clement running through tall grasses and preeety flowers holding on to colourful balloons plumped up with fascinating helium omg. EVERYDAY. While singing pissful songs about three little birds.

But after that we still had to collect our olevels results, cry our brittle hearts out, choose our schools, enrol in the schools, pay school fees, and collect our olevels certificate!!!! How the hell can we find the time to blog.....

so the topic for today will be a rainbow blanket.

RAINBOW BLANKET.

A rainbow is an optical and meteorological phenomenon that causes a spectrum of light to appear in the sky when the Sun shines onto droplets of moisture in the Earth's atmosphere. They take the form of a multi-coloured arc, with red on the outer part of the arc and violet on the inner section of the arch.

on the other hand..


A blanket is a type of bedding, generally speaking, a large piece of cloth, intended to keep the user warm, especially while sleeping. Blankets are subdivided into many types, including quilts and comforters, depending on their thickness, construction and/or fill material.



SO, a rainbow blanket is an optical and meteorological type of bedding that causes a spectrum of light to appear in a large piece of cloth, intended to keep the Sun's shines onto droplets of moisture while sleeping. They are subdivided into many types, with red on the quilts and violet on the comforters, depending on their thickness, construction and/or fill material.

(hurray for wikipedia hehe)

kthxbai.

CLEMENT

Today i will be talking about Clement Loh Zhi Shuen. That's all folks goodbye.

The power of Disclaimers.

So. The topic today will be on...
DISCLAIMERS(Please note that the current lecturer has no experience on this topic and is just bullshitting his way around.)(Please also note that he is not a certified lecturer)
Disclaimers.
What are they you ask?
Well if you break the word up into its components, Dis and Claimer, you would realize that it sounds like diss claimer. Which means that you are dissing (or insulting) a claimer or aforementioned claim.
So the purpose of these disclaimers is just to rebuff all the false evidence said probably a sentence or two above.


For example...
A STANDARD TELEVISION COMMERCIAL.
Hello! Are you having problems with boredom in your life?
Do you need company? Or do you look like your face did a high-five with a bus three times?
Well don't worry! Send twenty-nine ninety-nice to the ninja blog at www.clementandjasperxzz.blogspot.com!
(Disclaimer : Oh course we won't keep you company, nor provide you with actual entertainment for you to read. But we can ensure that your face gets smashed in by a bus a fourth time! But rest assured, we will benefit from your money that we are scamming from you!)


And that my friends, is a successful disclaimer. Of course it would ideally be WAY smaller but blogger doesn't offer a smaller font these days. (Supposedly to counter disclaimers)(But we don't have any real evidence of this)

So this is today's short news article by the reporter/hot/ninja/hot/smart/hot/blogger/hot Clement!
Thank your for your time.


(Do note that after reading this, you will have to send us fifty dollars or i will personally sue to pants off you)(Just kidding!!)

STEW-PIG NINJAS!

HI GUUYXZ. Finally a new post huh. Sorry for not updating this little ninja blog for so very long. I know what you're thinking, it is not Clement's fault. He has his complications )': Even I have mine!


Clement went to Australia for a week with his family without bringing me alonggggg. I was so disheartened. It was probably the most miserable week of my life.. Just probably..


But NAHHHHH, he's back in town and kicking nuts like a nutkicking monkey now!!! PLUS, the olevels are already long over, we have time in our ninja hands.. (*=*)


Here are some interesting pictures! Click to enlarge.

THIS GUY'S NAME IS JASPER CLEMENT! I AM SERIOUS.



disclaimer: these pictures only look like real pictures; they are actually fake and therefore no ripping from any website etc.

Guess what day it is!

It is... 08/11/09!
Which happens to be a Sunday!
Which is the day before monday
and the day after saturday!
Alot of coincidences!
But you know what is the greatest coincidence?!
It's Jasper's birthday!!(No, Jasper is not cool enough to have the day named as Jasper's Day, unlike Clement)
So go call him now and wish him happy birthday!
And yeah he promises to post soon as the O levels are ending!
So hold on tight and await the posts!

WHY ARE THESE NINJAS SO LAZY?!?!?!

Thats what you scream when you, as a loyal fan log into the website and realise that there is no new update!

Well to tell you, there is only one reason why we are not posting!

'I know lah. Its the O levels right!' You exclaim with a wearied sigh.

Well, i have to admit, YOU ARE WRONG!!!!!!

We have been busy training at an uber ultra hyper super great master alpha beta gamma omega secret training school! Which is very near our school! (Translation : We have been busy filming nonsensical stuff at a undisclosed location after our classes.)

These secret training videos will be releasesed as soon as Clement manages to get his memory card back from his teacher.

What do I mean by this?

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Long long ago, yesterday to be exact, there was an omega ninja.

Who grew so bored in class that he could not help checking the time every 5 seconds during class.

Unfortunately for him, he was being spied on by a non-ninja, who did not understand that all ninjas are hyperactive and have a short attention span. (HAH! BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT TOO!)

'Whats that you are holding! Are youy doing something illegal?' The non-ninja exclaimed.

'No i'm not! I am just checking the time! Illegally!' I retorted back. (For all you non-zhonghuarians out there, taking your handphone out within school premises is a offense warranting the death sentence. Of your phone!)

'I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!!!!!! Go put your illegal object that warrants a death sentence on my table! I am confiscating it!'

And that is the tale of how the ninja videos got confiscated.

Oh. And we two ninjas have found a new master to coach us, but that is a story for another time....

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Well that pretty much sums up the series of unfortunate events for yesterday. (actually there was only one event but a series DOES sound cooler, don't you agree?)

So the moral of the story is.... When you film something, do not procrastinate till the very last second when your phone with all the videos gets confiscated so you have no way to post them!

And thus disappoint all of you super cool fans! But don't worry, Jasper will be compensating everyone who has visited this blog in the last few days without reading something new!

Omega Ninja, OUT!

"The Shang Yi Song" featuring.. BRANDON ANG!

just some entertainment. this song is performed by Brandon Ang, and is dedicated to 4E5's beloved class monitor, Shang Yi. [if you haven't already seen it on facebook (or if you do not have a facebook account to see it)]

<3