A cool adventure

(Note: Photographic evidence to back up this ridiculous tale will be posted soon.)
It was was a day.
Yesterday's yesteray to be exact.
After going finishing up all the elements of our elementry mathematics paper.
That we decided.
That we knew.
Without a doubt.
Or a second thought.
That Clement,was going to start his post with a ridiculous introduction!!!
And so now the story begins....
==========Story starts here==========
'Clement! Lets take a shortcut to your house!' raged Jasper, tired out from walking up the miles of steep roads to my abode.

'Fine.' I muttered, and led the way through an underground path that cut through the deliciously fun roads.

Or in other words, we decided to follow a drain canal to find a shorter path to my house!
The drain canal contained a surprisingly large amount of flora, surprisingly, all dangling from the gardens of the landed properties that the canal went pass by.

'Clement! Where does this kanye west lead to?' asked Jasper inquiringly.

'No Jasper. Thats the singer who screwed up Taylor Swift onstage. This is the one water goes through.' I lectured patiently.

'OH! so this is the Grand Canyon?'exclaimed Jasper.

Clement facepalmed himself right about here.

Following the drain canal, Jasper grew bored.

'Clement, let's play ISPY! Let's see... I spy something with my little eye, something that flows...'

'Water.'

'Hah. Lucky guess.'

'Jasper. We are in a drainage canal.'

'Oh yeah! Figure this out then! I spy with my little ey something that evaporates into water vapor.'

'Water.'

'What the f***! Tyco! Okay this one own you! I spy with my little eye something...'

'Water.'

'...Clement?' Jasper asked timidly.

'Yes?'

'Can you read my mind...?'

The second facepalm of the day to Clement's face came here.

'Clement! I spy with my little eye something red!'

'Red water?' I answered, not paying attention.

'Haha i owned you punka** noob! Its a ball! Look, lodged between those railings.'

He pointed at a brand new champion's league ball.
With a flying-backflip-frontsomersault-tailspin-kickflip-nipslip-imba-hyper-combination, Jasper jumped up to the railing and found himself going home with a new ball.
And soon, Jasper learnt how to play soccer.
But that's a story for another time.
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