STEW-PIG NINJAS!

HI GUUYXZ. Finally a new post huh. Sorry for not updating this little ninja blog for so very long. I know what you're thinking, it is not Clement's fault. He has his complications )': Even I have mine!


Clement went to Australia for a week with his family without bringing me alonggggg. I was so disheartened. It was probably the most miserable week of my life.. Just probably..


But NAHHHHH, he's back in town and kicking nuts like a nutkicking monkey now!!! PLUS, the olevels are already long over, we have time in our ninja hands.. (*=*)


Here are some interesting pictures! Click to enlarge.

THIS GUY'S NAME IS JASPER CLEMENT! I AM SERIOUS.



disclaimer: these pictures only look like real pictures; they are actually fake and therefore no ripping from any website etc.

Guess what day it is!

It is... 08/11/09!
Which happens to be a Sunday!
Which is the day before monday
and the day after saturday!
Alot of coincidences!
But you know what is the greatest coincidence?!
It's Jasper's birthday!!(No, Jasper is not cool enough to have the day named as Jasper's Day, unlike Clement)
So go call him now and wish him happy birthday!
And yeah he promises to post soon as the O levels are ending!
So hold on tight and await the posts!

WHY ARE THESE NINJAS SO LAZY?!?!?!

Thats what you scream when you, as a loyal fan log into the website and realise that there is no new update!

Well to tell you, there is only one reason why we are not posting!

'I know lah. Its the O levels right!' You exclaim with a wearied sigh.

Well, i have to admit, YOU ARE WRONG!!!!!!

We have been busy training at an uber ultra hyper super great master alpha beta gamma omega secret training school! Which is very near our school! (Translation : We have been busy filming nonsensical stuff at a undisclosed location after our classes.)

These secret training videos will be releasesed as soon as Clement manages to get his memory card back from his teacher.

What do I mean by this?

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Long long ago, yesterday to be exact, there was an omega ninja.

Who grew so bored in class that he could not help checking the time every 5 seconds during class.

Unfortunately for him, he was being spied on by a non-ninja, who did not understand that all ninjas are hyperactive and have a short attention span. (HAH! BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT TOO!)

'Whats that you are holding! Are youy doing something illegal?' The non-ninja exclaimed.

'No i'm not! I am just checking the time! Illegally!' I retorted back. (For all you non-zhonghuarians out there, taking your handphone out within school premises is a offense warranting the death sentence. Of your phone!)

'I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!!!!!! Go put your illegal object that warrants a death sentence on my table! I am confiscating it!'

And that is the tale of how the ninja videos got confiscated.

Oh. And we two ninjas have found a new master to coach us, but that is a story for another time....

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Well that pretty much sums up the series of unfortunate events for yesterday. (actually there was only one event but a series DOES sound cooler, don't you agree?)

So the moral of the story is.... When you film something, do not procrastinate till the very last second when your phone with all the videos gets confiscated so you have no way to post them!

And thus disappoint all of you super cool fans! But don't worry, Jasper will be compensating everyone who has visited this blog in the last few days without reading something new!

Omega Ninja, OUT!

"The Shang Yi Song" featuring.. BRANDON ANG!

just some entertainment. this song is performed by Brandon Ang, and is dedicated to 4E5's beloved class monitor, Shang Yi. [if you haven't already seen it on facebook (or if you do not have a facebook account to see it)]

<3

"This is it!" yelled Clement.

Jasper and Clement are currently on a very hazardous journey.

To find clement's hidden and sacred voice.

This mission will be called, the MISSIONMUSIKMONSTERBUTTERFLY.

The objective of this mission is to catch a butterfly, turn it into a monster, feed it to clement and watch him burp before puking into jasper's mouth, where jasper will grind the barf particles to even finer bits and then let it trickle into clement's mouth again and down his throat and then he swallows an egg and churns his stomach to blend in the egg with the vomit before forcing it out and into jasper's mouth again, in the mean time recording every sound they made.

In other words, they will be making music!

So stay tuned.

And of course, they will still be updating weekly(hopefully) while on this mission. so, <3

The aforementioned and promised photos.

Just jumped up to the railing!

Pass the flora from the landed properties

The red ball!

Found : 1 Red Ball. Saved in Equipment slot of the BackPack.

Continuing the journey down the canal!

A cool adventure

(Note: Photographic evidence to back up this ridiculous tale will be posted soon.)
It was was a day.
Yesterday's yesteray to be exact.
After going finishing up all the elements of our elementry mathematics paper.
That we decided.
That we knew.
Without a doubt.
Or a second thought.
That Clement,was going to start his post with a ridiculous introduction!!!
And so now the story begins....
==========Story starts here==========
'Clement! Lets take a shortcut to your house!' raged Jasper, tired out from walking up the miles of steep roads to my abode.

'Fine.' I muttered, and led the way through an underground path that cut through the deliciously fun roads.

Or in other words, we decided to follow a drain canal to find a shorter path to my house!
The drain canal contained a surprisingly large amount of flora, surprisingly, all dangling from the gardens of the landed properties that the canal went pass by.

'Clement! Where does this kanye west lead to?' asked Jasper inquiringly.

'No Jasper. Thats the singer who screwed up Taylor Swift onstage. This is the one water goes through.' I lectured patiently.

'OH! so this is the Grand Canyon?'exclaimed Jasper.

Clement facepalmed himself right about here.

Following the drain canal, Jasper grew bored.

'Clement, let's play ISPY! Let's see... I spy something with my little eye, something that flows...'

'Water.'

'Hah. Lucky guess.'

'Jasper. We are in a drainage canal.'

'Oh yeah! Figure this out then! I spy with my little ey something that evaporates into water vapor.'

'Water.'

'What the f***! Tyco! Okay this one own you! I spy with my little eye something...'

'Water.'

'...Clement?' Jasper asked timidly.

'Yes?'

'Can you read my mind...?'

The second facepalm of the day to Clement's face came here.

'Clement! I spy with my little eye something red!'

'Red water?' I answered, not paying attention.

'Haha i owned you punka** noob! Its a ball! Look, lodged between those railings.'

He pointed at a brand new champion's league ball.
With a flying-backflip-frontsomersault-tailspin-kickflip-nipslip-imba-hyper-combination, Jasper jumped up to the railing and found himself going home with a new ball.
And soon, Jasper learnt how to play soccer.
But that's a story for another time.
==========Story ends here==========